B&B's Day at Camp - Episode II

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- McCaffrey is being cross-trained as a WR, which is the first time I've ever seen that from a Panthers RB. He's basically flip flopping back and forth between RB and WR drills. During the scrimmages I've seen him line up in the slot and out wide. I've seen him run every route, including vertical routes. I know it's very early, but the Panthers definitely have the right idea. He's a hybrid.


- Worley is a completely different player this year. Last August, he looked like he wasn't worthy of surviving the first cuts. Now he's kind of a baller. He made a couple of really nice PBU's in man coverage towards the end of practice. Let's hope that he's primed to build off of last year's solid finish, because it looks like we might have a great thing brewing on defense.


- Peter Dinklage is one of our coaches now. That's pretty awesome. He is the coach of tits and wine.


- Man, I really like what I'm seeing out of Hall. Next to CMC, he's been our most impressive rookie. Today he knifed right through Moton (who looks like a wasted draft pick) for what would have been a sack if they were playing real football. He's extremely athletic for his size. I'm looking forward to seeing him in the preseason.


- It's amazing how many mediocre whores actually think they have a shot with a Panthers player. These women are the female versions of Rupert Pupkin. Go make a contribution and be a teacher or a nurse, you fucking losers. If you're not hot enough to pass auditions for the strip club, you're not even a blip on an NFL player's radar. Fucking delusional.



- Picking the final receiver won't be an easy decision this year. Even without Ginn, I think we're better from top to bottom. Shepard is a really nice route runner and I haven't seen him drop anything, so Samuel better get healthy. Byrd is making some plays over the middle. Even Garrett looks the part when he can actually catch the ball. I'll be pissed when we keep Bersin.



- Mose Knows. That's all I'm saying, guys. Mose Knows.


- I totally get the team's frustration over Kelvin. He's just a lazy fuck. Nice redzone threat, nice role player, but just a lazy fuck.



- I did see more fullback this week. Young is listed as the "starter", but him and Armah are rotating snaps. Armah is a huge mother fucker. Also, I like Manhertz. He made a great goal line grab over two players. Cam's personal evaluation of that play was "Dunk on dem babies". Considering how much 12 personnel we're poised to use, it would be nice to have someone who could push Dickson.



- Still using runs for the QB. We're going to let that lion roar, which I think is smart. Cam is apparently a bird hunter this year when he scores touchdowns. I'm sure that will go over well with the media.


- I honestly don't notice a big difference between Lee and Palardy aside from salary. That probably should be an honest preseason competition. The media is right when they say that Gano is still the better kicker, so thanks for drafting a kicker Dave.


- God damn it, can we not have Teddy Williams anymore? What the fuck? And Sanchez shouldn't even be in training camp. There's no reason to hold onto Gettleman's dirty underwear.



- I guess this is our unofficial theme song this year.

 

Also, even with Cam being on a pitch count, I don't understand the justification for giving more than a few reps to Garrett Gilbert. That guy is an awful quarterback. The final play of practice was a gifted pick 6 to Teddy Williams (who almost got caught by the shitty white QB). Some of the reporters are trying to prop him up for no god damn reason. He can't complete a pass beyond 7 yards. A complete waste of a roster spot even by training camp standards.

 

Great read.thanks

 

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Yeah, the odds of finding a Norwell or Victor Cruz are very low, but low odds are better than no odds. There has to be at least one player out there, who you think might have a shot at developing into something, and who won't be worse than the scrub you already have.

 

If we don't keep Teddy who will get all of the penalties for us on special teams?

 

I'm going to bury electric cable and electrocute him every time he runs out of bounds on kicks.

 

He knows.