Cam last 2 games

Then you should have divorced her.

 

Asked to describe Carolina's journey to this point, Newton described it as a slow, patient process.

"It wasn't going to be, what did I say, instant grits, quick grits," he said. "It was going to be a process like long-cooked collard greens. I think those collard greens are brewing right now. You can smell it from 100 miles away."


Well there ya go. A southern food analogy.

 

It's a good thing Cam is black. If Greg Olsen said that he'd get suspended.

 

Oh yeah Olsen would be sent to play golf with Fuzzy Zoeller.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ujKxpAvLKg

 

That's just about DP-ing college chicks. Nobody has a problem with that.

 

My girlfriend doesn't give a shit about the Panthers, and I'd prefer her not to. Just be pretty and suck my dick after a game. It's been a few years now, and she still asks stupid questions like how many innings are there, and which way are they passing. Huh? And she will ask if an INT was a TD. I can't stand her to be in the room, and when I watch a game I like to yell and do my thing without worrying about offending someone. She lets me do that and I need that.

That being said, I find it odd that your wife re-watches Cam commercials. I don't like women who google men and joke around about having their fantasy guys. Also, I'm white. I can fuck like a bull, I am the commander of the house, and I am proud of my heritage and my gene pool is important to me because I have great genes. I'm an alpha. I take wives, and you can laugh all you want, that is a literal fact, and I've destroyed homes, and my past several gfs were wives first, including this one.

Coach, your story is a nice one...but the re-watching commercials and loving his smile bothers the hell out of me, and I think you should be very vigilant about what is happening in the home. Next time she picks up the tivo, I'd gently (at first) take her hand and rest the controller back on the couch while making eye contact.

Women like control. They love to be fucked like whores. That's how you keep them. You be the guy they fantasize about.

Don't let her re-watch commercials anymore. That's weird.

And that is friendly advice, my friend. No offense intended.

 

In her eyes.

 

There's nothing wrong wrong with a girlfriend/fuck buddy who has little in common with you, but if you're marrying someone you had better make sure they're all in with what makes you happy. I won't marry someone unless they know who Steve Beuerlein is.

God why am I talking like Dr. Phil? Shut the fuck up B&B.

 

I don't know. I love fishing and being on the water. Many times I have thought how cool it would be to have a woman that loved going with me. And most times that thought is followed by the realization that if my woman always went fishing with me, there goes my me time.

It's enough that she likes to eat fish and doesn't leave me because I am always gone fishing. And that I am allowed my four hours on Sunday where I don't have to pay any attention to anything but the TV.