Last 6 Games

Pure torture. No wins. And a bye week.

Here's some mindfuck shit. The Panthers allowed over 180 yards rushing in that 75-minute non-loss at Cincinnati.

Over the next 6 games, all losses by an average margin of 14.5 points, the Panthers rush defense has yielded 3.1 yards per attempt, 93.5 yards rushing per loss.

Offensively, Carolina is eclipsing the opposition by 1.2 YPC (4.3).

I know, you fucks....we faced poor running teams. We lost all 6 games. The fucking special teams....Kelvin quitting on slants.

But....how the FUCK do you lose 6 straight with a
+1.2 YPC margin? Not even one win?

Fuck you, Mike Shula, for your ineptitude inside the 40. Fucking dick.

 

Nobody calls for a 40 yard pass on 3rd and 2 with the same panache that Shula does.

 

Mike Shula is so fucking inept it makes me sick.

The tempo is most nauseating. As discussed in prior threads, an effective OC is directly responsible for establishing an offensive tempo. The lack of hurry-up offense makes me want to suck Dan Henning's crusty old cock.

You have 35 seconds, or so, to run a play. Organized, focused playcallers are ECONOMICAL and DECISIVE. Mike is neither. Too many huddles break under :10 on play clock. Enter confusion, wrong routes, burned time outs, false starts.

There's a peking order to organizational success. The owner writes checks. The GM manages the cap and personnel. The Head Coach supervises his OC/DC/STC.

The OC shouldn't need his HC, 29 FUCKING GAMES INTO HIS NEW GIG, to fucking babysit his ass.

Chud....yea. The RB's hated him, but Chud was ECONOMICAL. DECISIVE. Understood the value of TEMPO.

Hue Jackson ain't much better, but there are good football minds all over the map, waiting for an opportunity.

Then again..........Cam will never execute (mentally or mechanically) to become a championship caliber passer. Word is he studies film, often. That's good. He should. But it will requite an OC with flexibility and vision to bring out Cam's best.

Fuck it. I'm on the Gus Bus.

That, or let Newton walk. It ain't working.

 

The route combinations, coupled with Superman's checkdown allergies, on 3rd & >5 vs Atlanta was enraging.

So enraging, I actually drove to Petco, found a Black Cat up for adoption, and mushed his fucking selfish face in his own shit.

Fucking ponderous.

 

And, yes. I miss John Fox in times like these. I do believe he willed worse teams than this one to respectable games and seasons.

I know it may matter for not, but seeing my team's HC standing around like a fucking trainable store greeter while watching his players give games away on LITERALLY 3 or 4 mindless errors per game is like watching a pair of flies fuck.

Jags suck, but Bradley is hyped. Pats have 8 wins, but BB looks weighed down--perhaps his 5 championship rings have such an effect.

Stoic Coach + Mentally Weak Players = Fuck This Shit

 

Bring Tom, Perry.....and pay fat Gilbride to get off the sofa.

JR...you fucking know you want to own the Giants. They're taken....so, just build your own Giants.

While at it....relocate Gettleman to Associate Scouting Director, hire Marc Ross as the GM, and allow Ross and Don Gregory to deep dick Mrs. Gettleman during the player intoductions....right on the 50....protecting that shield.

 

Gettleman would probably keep his GM title, but Coughlin would have personnel say and Dave would basically be 2nd dick in charge again.