Panthers vs. Lions Running Commentary

Sue me. I'd love to see both the fuckers on the field at the same time as Panthers.

Funny how that could've worked.

 

You and I could actually become friends, but I think that the copious amounts of alcohol we both consume is a detriment to this union.

If Canes doesn't give in to your "Buttercup" advances, throw them toward ole Purrsy. It's good for a laugh. I actually like Purss, even though he's never cared for me since I accused him in the chat forum a few years ago of having a big ole hairy clitoris.

 

Who said canes has a choice in the matter?

 

That's an excellent point. See how we're bonding?

 

Major, I never knew who the hell you were until a year ago you raged over me in a thread. I don't even remember us talking in chat. I guess the bullshit got to you too, and you decided to blow off some steam on me.

I honestly don't give a shit about you, nor do I dislike you. You give me the creeps a little....but if I had to respect and like every member on the board here, I'd be in trouble. Thankfully, we share a common like, and that's the football team. I don't go into those other boards to see how anyone is doing, because frankly I couldn't give two fucks.

 

Very nice, heartfelt reply, Purssy. I know that in the grand scheme of life that you don't care, but I actually do like you in spite of your little idiosyncrasies. And admittedly, I'm glad I give the creeps a little bit. I like to see myself as the Luca Brasi of this shithole.

 

Say what you will about Purrsy, but I don't peg him as the type who could be tamed. Outside of prison, anyway. I can't speak for what happened on the inside. Here I think he would cut my throat in my sleep or some crazy shit. Who needs that in their life?

 

This thread doesn't have much to do with the Panthers and Lions anymore.

 

It wasn't like it was a one or the other type decision. We could have... should have had both.