The bold motha-fing prediction thread (post em)

Strongly doubt it, unless they get fucked by injuries.

 

David and Beason get injured. Keuchly remains the same mildly over hyped ROY.

 

save this shit for the not exactly going out on a limb here thread.

 

Armanti goes to New England patriots

 

Darren Gantt will keep this weird fucking picture as his twitter photo.

 

The Saints,Bucs,and Falcons all finish 6-10.

We win the division at, you guessed it. 7-9.

 

Belichick wears something other than a hoody
Seattle takes a step back
Romo gets another playoff win

 

The Lucky 13


!. Cam Newton will implode due to Mike Shula's awful job. He will call out coaching publicly by week 8, and make it virtually impossible to get a new coach because they'll view him as a coach killer.

2. Kraken will surpass CJ and want the bank.

3. Kuechly will be a top three MLB in the league, and will not get the press for it because he is a Carolina Panther and because he is white.

4. Ron Howard will continue to pimp his average defense through the media, because he knows he is sending out his resume at the end of the season to the rest of the NFL.

5. Ron Rivera will appear more jittery in press conferences than when Jon Fox was drinking his water every 2 seconds giving his curt answers in his dead man walking year. Rivera will have lost his "I can't believe I'm up here as the head coach" smile by week three, when he's already facing questions about his job at an 0-2 mark.

6. Jimmy Clausen will be one of the 4 players to come out.

7. Ted Striker will be the lone message board member to come out.

8. DeAngelo Williams is going to go H.A.M. on the league in another uniform, and we will lament his loss and be all angry about it for years.

9. Mike Shula is going to commit suicide by week 11, bonding the team together, and we will put together another 5 game win streak in his honor. Rivera will blame Steve Smith's attitude and belittlement behind closed doors for the death, and release him outright.

10. Steve Smith will sign with the Patriots, who will narrowly make the playoffs, and lose in the wild card round.

11. Jerry Richardson will have another incoherent press conference, and ultimately move the team to New Hampshire.

12. We will be awarded a new expansion team with red colors, called the Dogwoods.

13. I will murder somebody and escape conviction.

 

I will break Brady's td record..

 

The Dolphins and Vikings will get new uniforms.