NFC in the Pro Bowl

purrsy is begging you to cuck him. his girlfriend looks like a troll, but you should cuck him just the same

 

Pussry has a girlfriend????

 

He stares at a waitress at IHOP.

 

Or you could spend the game time in the ER passing a kidney stone like I did. But the second shot of morphine did the trick on the AGONY and it's over.

 

Did they call a single penalty in that game? I just watched bits and pieces, but I don't think I saw a single flag. Looked like touch football to me.

 

I think they called one penalty, lol. It was lame, up until the AFC began frothing at their mouths and playing the game as if their lives were on the line because they were angry at two successful onsides kicks.

 

Wow, you guys are a regular riot! You're remind me of those high school days, where the rejects would stand in the corner and whisper shit about someone and laugh? They'd think it'd be some hot shit, man. It'd be the same regurgitated sophomoric shit, but they'd laugh every time. Read your three quotes above. Be proud. You sound like fucking idiots. I bet your mothers wish you'd fucking kill yourselves already.

In B&B's case, I think he already killed his.

 

3 pages. Assault threats.

Pro Bowl.

 

I promise I came here to post this before I read the thread since yesterday, but it still works.
http://deadspin.com/5682767/pat-bur...entiful-apocryphal-and-literally-full-of-shit