Aaron Curry

This is classic because I think it is what goes through everyones mind when they read anything you post....'Thank god I'm not the fat loser with the shitty job, fucked up family and no sense of humor' .

The rest of your post is the standard PP moronic and hypocritical babble. You say I need new material? At least mine was mine to begin with. You're just plagiarising the "condom machine" line from Trace who tried it out about a hundred times 6 years ago. It is even less funny now, if that's at all possible.

Look, I made you quit as moderator a few years back and I'm pretty sure I can convince you to hang yourself from a ceiling fan if I try hard enough so lets stop pretending you're something you're not and go polish your hard hat.

 

Don't flatter yourself beanie boy, I walked away from being a mod due to the lack of consistency of delegating said rule. Ask Larry. You don't even run your house much less me or run TBR. We both know you don't have the sack to do anything in real life so go ahead and play the big man behind the keyboard as the typical coward you are.

Go ahead and make a further fool of yourself and try to make me do anything else. You're a failure in life and a failure here. You're like a caged animal people like to walk by and poke for fun and watch you get spun up. NO credible content what so ever. See ya stupid

 

I think the funniest thing about this whole deal is it's an argument that Pi started over what he'd do with a pretty girl.

1. Most people who say man sauce have never had sex.

2. Everyone here needs to stop humiliating themselves by saying they wouldn't make it to her before exploding. Pretty girls do NOT like men who bite their hands as they look at them. They like men who take control and know how to handle them. Confidence, men. Confidence. If you gentlemen develop confidence and the will not to handle yourselves like clowns, you can have as many hot girls as you want.

3. The irony here, is that Pi is a fucking homosexual, and anyone can tell given his incessant posting on a sports message board for a team that isn't even his. I promise you: someone who trolls on a random sports board almost every day all day, and who works very hard to try to be a credible voice while doing so telling everyone how smart they are, does not get laid.

So while you may feel the need to "protect" Tom Brady's controlling whore, Pi, because you feel a closeness to the whole Patriot angle, let's not forget two very important factors in all this:

a. WOuldn't matter if you could conjure up "a thousand things to do before you blow your load." You would never so much as catch her eye. You're poor, you're not a major athlete, you're a message board troll junkie, and you're ugly as fucking shit I'd wager.

b. You'd fuck Tom Brady in his nose holes before you'd so much as look at his bitch.

The last irony to this is that though you may think of 1,000 different things to do with G, you wouldn't even make it across the room to Brady before blowing it in your jeans the second Tom glanced at you.

 

he thinks anyone cares what he says. that shit is funny. i mean that's the funniest part. worlds biggest loser lashes out at everyone. woopty. never seen that before.

 

You're a repressed retard. That is clear.

 

You must have been drinking so I'll give you a pass. I would be a delusional drunk too if I had an ugly wife, a shitty dead end job and a fucked up kid like you...and I did make you quit.

 

omg, you're like a 4 year old.

 

Now what has a 4 year old ever done to you to warrant that sort of insult?

 

you're right. how about 12 yr old girl.

 

Who are you? I mean other than an alleged adult who uses "omg" and questions the maturity level of someone else.