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Discussion in 'Carolina Panthers' started by meatpile, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman Full Access Member

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    Pretty much exactly what I pictured he'd look like. I hope he gets poisoned and has a slow death.



    28 years is a long time to formulate a revenge plot. :wasted:
     
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    AGREED! If this was a Facebook status, I'd like it. :guitar: :guitar:
     
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    Ballpark Full of Shit and Proud

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    He is from Alabama.....thinking isn't exactly a strong suit.
     
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    True. He's probably been in mourning all this time. He still needs a yellow hammer rammed and jammed up his ass...at the very least.
     
  5. Playa

    Playa The coach is a near

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    He was inspired by Avatar.
     
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    The Brain Defiler of Cornflakes

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    No... He did it because Auburn students put a Cam Newton jersey on the Bear Bryant statue.

    Auburn rolls those trees every year after a win.
     
  7. Playa

    Playa The coach is a near

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    It tokk me about five minutes to figure out wtf "rolling a tree" meant. Sounded like :sifone: but I don't think you can smoke oak
     
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    He did it because he's a total dumbass.



    The fallout from this could be interesting/damning.
     
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    From ESPN:

    Updyke -- who might be forever known as "Toomer's Coroner" -- is a retired former Texas state trooper. He has a daughter named Crimson and a son named Bear, according to one of his ex-wives. His Facebook page includes a photo of him wearing a Crimson Tide hat and T-shirt. Allegedly, he even owns dogs named "Bammer" and "Bear."
    Talk about being "All In."


    I think the phrase " one of his ex-wives" pretty much sums it up.
     
  10. kshead

    kshead What's the spread?

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    The guy definitely needs to be in this commercial:

     

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