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Discussion in 'Carolina Panthers' started by magnus, Jan 3, 2011.

  1. Skidmark

    Skidmark Full Access Member

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    I think we should have to interview a homosexual, handicapped, Middle-Eastern female. Call it the Lesbian Genie with great parking rule.
     
  2. Wp28

    Wp28 I had that dream again...

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    gooney rule
     
  3. McJeff

    McJeff The wheel is turning

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    Won't happen, all the homosexual, handicapped, Middle-Eastern females run a 3-4.
     
  4. batgrafix

    batgrafix hannle yo biddness

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  5. McJeff

    McJeff The wheel is turning

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  6. Skidmark

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    You are profiling.
     
  7. batgrafix

    batgrafix hannle yo biddness

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    Per Schefter, the Panthers have officially asked for permission to interview Giants Defensive Coordinator (and Gastonia native) Perry Fewell.
     
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    I just dont think we're getting Harbaugh. We're just not. And that really kinda fucking sucks. BAD.

    It's going to be an unsexy goddamn DC or OC, probably a chunky dude with a high recommendation from the Rooneys. Probably a low frills dude who will run a grind it out offense and a strong solid D, and who will take us to the playoffs in three years, and win a few Superbowls, and have us all reflecting about how we didn't want this guy the same way we reflected on shitting on the Steve Smith pick a long time ago in the third round.
     
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    yeah, a fucking punt returner in the 3rd round.
     
  10. Abusive

    Abusive Fuck yo blanket

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    I think tomorrow, you'll see JR's fat muttering head introducing local favorite and Super Bowl champion Joe Gibbs into the organization as some kind of "consultant". I believe Gibbs and JR will be there alone, and it will be kinda awkward.

    I think Morrison and Hurney will be busy around 2pm-ish tomorrow feeding Harbaugh booze and getting him blowjobs from Miami's finest day stripper contingent.
     

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