Thelt

please puff on the pipe and blow some happy smoke up my ass.

 

"If Clausen can bounce back, and if Thomas Davis comes back and replaces Dan Connor, and if our defense doesn't forget to show up for the first quarter while the offense never shows up in the first place, and if Davidson calls a little bit better plays and steve smith gets out of his funk and goodson returns a kick, we might be able to hold them and let kasey try to kick for the win."

 

How is this? We lose the rest of our games on purpose (or not, really) and then we get a top three pick. We draft the next Peyton Manning with that pick and go on to dominate for the next fifteen years winning five superbowls.

 

Wait, it's all clear now. We've cleared all the cap room we can to make a run at PEYTON MANNING this offseason.

 

Two for one deal. We'd get a QB and a new OC with one contract. True story.