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Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

Discussion in 'Carolina Panthers' started by LarryD, Nov 17, 2006.

  1. Nov 17, 2006 at 5:29 PM #1
    LarryD

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    Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

    "Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"

    Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 18-28 year old athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

    "Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"

    While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

    "Loggin' on now!"

    Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

    "See I told you sooooooo!!"

    And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

    "Total anonymity!"

    So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it."
     
  2. Nov 17, 2006 at 5:37 PM #2
    McFly41

    McFly41 Work Hard...PLAY HARDER!

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  3. Nov 17, 2006 at 5:54 PM #3
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  4. Nov 17, 2006 at 6:15 PM #4
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    I love those commercials!

    Nice one Larry!
     
  5. Nov 17, 2006 at 6:50 PM #5
    QC REPRESENT

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    the guy who does the singing part in those commercials is the singer from Survivor...the band who sings "Eye of the Tiger"
     
  6. Nov 17, 2006 at 7:12 PM #6
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    I heard one about fantasy football managers the other day that was hillarious.
     
  7. Nov 17, 2006 at 8:55 PM #7
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    I can still see him in the video wearing those red parachute pants.
     
  8. Nov 20, 2006 at 12:38 PM #8
    hasbeen99

    hasbeen99 Fighting the stereotype

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