Favorite Movie Quotes

Two of my favorites are
From Scent of a Woman:

"I love all kinds of tits Charlie. Big ones. Small ones. Nipples pointing out at you like little searchlights...HOOAH!"

From Braveheart:

"Every man dies, not every man really lives."

 

'I love the smell of napalm in the morning.'

'What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans? That he had wisdom? Bullshit man!'

 

'What hump?'

 

'Toga....toga.....toga....toga......'

 

'It's called a lance. Hello?'

 

Many of my favorites are from Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) in Tombstone:

Ah've got two guns--one for each of ya.

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Ah'm your huckleberry.

You know, Frederic fucking Chopin.

Nonsense! I have not yet begun to defile myself.

It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

You know, if I didn't think you were my friend, Ed, I don't think I could bear it.

Oh. Johnny, I apologize. I forgot you were there. You may go now.

And a few from French Kiss:

Luc: For me, bullshit is like breathing.

Kate: You lost your birthright in one hand of poker?
Luc: I'm an asshole, what can I tell you?

Luc: When people tell me they are happy, my ass begins to twitch.
. . . Kate: You'll be one of those grumpy old men sitting in the corner of a crowded café, mumbling to yourself, "My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch."

Kate: [singing] . . . I hate Paris/Why oh why do I hate Paris/Because my love is there . . . with his SLUT girlfriend.

Luc: I don't like how you say with your face all scrunched up, "You're French, aren't you?" And then I don't like how you say, with your eyes all squinty, "All men are bastards."
Kate: Screnched?

 

From "Glengarry Glen Ross"

"Put the coffee down. Coffee is for closers only."

"You know what it takes to sell real estate, gentlemen? It takes brass balls."

 

Now I want you to go into that bag and find my wallet.

Which one is it?

It’s the one that says, “Bad Mother Fucker.”

 

"I can't believe you came on my mom"

"I'm way to baked to drive to the devil's house"

Anything in Grandma's Boy.

Pretty much anything Samuel L. Jackson says in Pulp Fiction.