Ron Mexico

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0405051vick1.html

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wow, he's a loser. They had a "close personal relationship" but it took him that long to get her in the sack?

This is hilarious. Maybe he'll be on one of those herpes commercials now. :bananalam

 

Damn, I'm tempted to go get a "mexico" jersey made and nfl.com

 

Was he using testosterone cream?

B/c maybe our guys have herpes, and this cream is some sort of anti-herpes remedy.

 

where do they get the testosterone? you know, if they are rubbing some other dude's testosterone on themselves, that's kind of gay. i mean gay guys do it a lot. ask fred.

 

Theisman will be checking his lips before he finishes that article.

 

sure you got room on your credit card?

 

They're requesting a jury trial! Heh, if this goes to jury, it's gonna be front page all over the country! Oh hell yeah.

 

Damn, did y'all read all of the pleading? There are seventeen pages total of the legal document, make sure you click the page links at the bottom of the page. This is freakin' hilarious...it's like an announcer is calling play-by-play on their relationship (hey, is Theisman the paralegal who wrote this pleading?). For example, from Paragraph 14:

"...At the time of their first sexual intercourse, which occured at Defendant's Duluth home, there were no oral sexual relations and, prior to there being any direct, bare contact between their genital areas, Plantiff asked that Defendant Vick place a condom on his penis. Defendant Vick complied with that request, and, after he put the condom on his penis, they engaged in consensual, protected sex. Afterwards Defendant Vick went to the restroom, and they did not have further genital contact that evening"

I guess Vick hasn't been watching Dave Chappell reruns - get the freakin' privacy contract before you screw the girl!

 

VICK STORY GETS NO PLAY

Amazingly, the fact that Falcons quarterback Michael Vick a/k/a Ron Mexico a/k/a Ron Herpico has been sued for giving a Georgia woman a version of "The Michael Vick Experience" that left her with Herpes Simplex 2 has gotten zero play in the print and/or Internet media.

ESPN.com? Silent.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution? Nothing.

The New York Times? Zip.

The Washington Post? Nada.

USA Today? Bubkis.

FOXSports.com? Nope.

SI.com? Huh-uh.

CBSSportsline.com? Air.

So what the hell gives? Has the NFL twisted some arms to keep the image of the future of the league from taking a hit?

Or is the subject matter simply not palatable to the powers-that-be at the various media outlets?

It's hard to imagine a report on a lawsuit involving Vick's di . . . di . . . dilemma being beyond the bounds of propriety, given that we've been bombarded over the past few months about Jacko's allegedly wacko-ing. And then there was the whole Lewinsky thing from seven years ago, which at times made The Podunk News read like The Penthouse Forum.

The Vick story clearly is newsworthy, especially in an era where some NFL players are spending almost as much time in the court room as in the weight room. The notion that Vick allegedly knew he had an incurable STD that apparently can create serious conception and child birth problems for women, but nevertheless had unprotected contact with a female acquaintance is shocking to us.

It's no different, in our opinion, than a guy driving drunk or roughing up his wife. In any case, it's selfish, reckless behavior, in which guys who get paid to run, throw, catch, and/or hit for a living typically seem to be inclined to engage.

So we hope that this one doesn't get swept under the rug. If nothing else, shining a light on the Vick lawsuit might persuade other pro athletes who have similar conditions to ignore their short-term desires -- and to respect the long-term interests of their partners.

PFT