Ahh, I feel better now...

Well I am up here in Philly for the next couple of days on business. Today I had a mission. I went into work, drank about 6 cups of coffee. But I did not relieve myself. I waited with aching bladder to get out of the office. After work, I drove down I-95 to the Sports Complex. Parked my car, walked up to Lincoln Financial Field and took the longest piss of my life all over the outside of the stadium. There was even a Eagles flag low enough to drench. It was so worth the struggle to keep from pissing in my pants for the latter part of the afternoon to add some stink to the Linc...

 

marking your territory.

 

that rocks.

 

you fucking rule!

 

now of course you realize that an iggle fan is probably gonna see your post and we gonna have the whole city of Philly down here peeing on our stadium. buckets for a squirt.

 

if the view #s are ungodly tomorrow, we'll know...

 

It gets much better. This evening me and my buddies go to a Hooters in a north Philly suburb called Bensalem. I am wearning my Peppers jersey and Panthers leather jacket. We enter and WIN a trivia contest. This urks the shit out of the natives. One of the these fucks tells me I have to give him my jacket and I tell him to go fuck himself. So the the next thing you know this asshole throws a plate of chicken wings at me. I proceed to Rocky V his ass into submission. As I am beating the hell out of this Italian fuck the whole joint erupts into an scene from fight club. Pitchers of beer are flying across the place and just about every table is breaking out into a fight. After about 20 mins the Bucks County cops show up and break things up. Our waitress (who we tipped real well) tells the law we were attacked and they haul 5 of those assholes into jail and just take statements from me and my buddies. It was great to kick some Philly ass and then walk out without any trouble. I hate to be violent, but damn it just felt real good....

 

you've gone beyond ruling into some other dimension of complete ass-kicking ruling.

 

i hope you said, "woooooo!" a whole lot while the feathers were flying.

 

I like it.