The eight point touchdown

When a right handed QB throws a TD left handed, I think it should count for 8 points. Same for a left handed QB throwing right. I just think it would add an interesting dynamic to the game, while we're making a total mockery of things.

 

What the fuck do you care anyway? Am I right?

 

Shovel passes would become more popular.

Carroll and Harbaugh would damage ligaments in Kaep and Wison's arms practicing to maximize this new advantage.

Belichick will use it to beat a crappy team and the media will love it.

Mike Smith tries to use it and fails.

 

It would have to be overhand. I thought about the shovel pass loophole, but it does have to be thrown overhand.

I might want to up the ante a bit and apply it to two point tries. A two point conversion becomes a four point conversion, if converted left handed, overhand. Think of the deficits that teams could erase. This would be great for ratings.

 

I can't imagine Tebow being much worse throwing with his off hand...

 

Ambidextrous QBs! The wave of the future.

 

There actually was a push for that in baseball for a while because of big platoon splits between LHP and RHP along with the rule that a new pitcher has to face a batter (which means you can't just bring in another pitcher if the hitting team changes the batter from RH to LH). I forget if it was in the minors or college, but I remember one incident where an ambidextrous pitcher faced a switch hitter and they kept changing back and forth to everyone's annoyance.

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The only thing I got from this entire thread was pretzel burger.

I'm going to sound gullible, I know...kill me now...but...

...is there really a such thing?

 

There is. I'm not allowed to eat it.

 

Wait, what? My brain is breaking.

Why arent you allowed to eat it. Is there really? Now I have to fucking google this, and if there isn't, Im the biggest bitch in this place.