Congratulations

Wasn't worth me going into, but yeah, to suddenly act like OH NOEZ that there are cuss words here, is kinda like....that ship sailed a long time ago.

There's been nasty language and pretty crazy insults here for years.

But strat, they think I'm new and I'm here just to be an asshole. I'm a nice guy. I'm hardly ever mean.

 

Years.

I have no idea why so many think I'm new. Eh, who cares. You and I had our tussle fucking years ago, but it's all been good since then. I just think these clowns are in a bit of awe of me, and are surrounding me like moths to a flame or some shit.

They can look at me, touch me, feel me, take pictures, argue, suck me, or whatever they want.

Here I am, you idiots. Gawk.

 

That's the exact moment I stopped reading also. There's our baseline on Purrsy.

 

I got bored with the length of the posts. Did I do something wrong? If so, good.

 

Hey shithead, nice job taking a mildly promising John Fox thread and turning it into trailer trash.

 

You did nothing wrong. If you get bored, great. It's no different than when you and your brother sit around for hours wasting time finding youtube videos, creating a hundred different accounts, and fine tuning your photoshop jokes.

It is what it is.

 

Purrsy, sounds as if you have some self esteem issues. As to my position on the board, I could give a shit less. Calling out a douche doesn't require any length of tenure, post count, etc.. Maybe you have a small penis, menial job, or perhaps a 300 pound wife that kicks your ass every night. I could give a shit less really. Your attempts at being a message board bad ass are really quite laughable. As to any further dialogue with you, refer to my sig.. I've seen better, smarter people than you try to make themselves pivot man in the sideshow pissing contest here.

Good day sir.

 

9.5/10

Has Purrsy shared with us what he does for a living? I'd love to hear that.

 

Well you got one thing right. You called me sir.

Moving stuff, really. Nice job reinventing the whole "you got a small dick and fat wife" thing that no one uses anymore. I guess it's not tired and washed up anymore...it's kinda like you're going internet retro troll on me and shit. Cool.

Pi, do you need me to buy you a cheerleader outfit, so you can stand behind Ted while he goes internet OG on me and you can scream as you wave your pom poms: Gimme a T! Gimme an E! Gimme a D!

You guys fucking rock. While we're at it, I have a position for both of you, since you're so keen on message board status and positions...it's right in front of me sitting on my chair, with my belt undone, and my pants opened up. Now get me a beer and get to work, please. I don't have all day.

 

It's sad really. Youve got internet badass circa 1998 down pat. You do a better job of making an ass of yourself than any insult anyone else could use. You should really seek help for the self esteem issues though. And with a name like pussy it's hard to take you seriously. You are the equivalent of herpes to the board and are equally as welcomed. You flare up for a while, disappear and then flare up again.

Take some time, find a dictionary, thesaurus, or both and post your page long tripe filled rant. The dictionary is to look up what a thesaurus is btw, though I doubt you could use either.


Yawn