All or Nothing

Mike Smith mixes bottom shelf scotch with his soft drinks.

 

God, that whiny little bitch still makes my blood boil. You'd think I'd be over it now - but I'm not. Fuck Mike Smith forever.

 

Norv in the booth

 

How did he hurt you, B&B?

 

He didn't do anything to me. I just despise cowardly cuckolds. Mike Smith piggybacked football legends on his way to a head coaching gig, he constantly whined and lost control of his emotions, he looked like he was going to faint whenever a game was on the line, and he constantly patronized the Panthers early in his Falcons career. He's a nobody who took credit for the accomplishments of actual warriors. Ron Rivera played in the NFL. Mike Smith, on the other hand, was a big fish in a small pond at Bumfuck A&M, before Forrest Gumping his way up the coaching ladder. Much better men than him never get the opportunity, and Smith never seemed to appreciate the privilege. He's a weak, feckless bitch.

 

10/10 answer

 

He's also a pathetic bitch for announcing his "retirement" after he had already washed out of the league. That's just sad as fuck.

 

https://www.carolinapanthersforum.com/threads/im-leaving-the-board.160676/

 

Lol