Art Vandelay from TBR

You and a $3 bill have a lot in common.

 

Twenty five $1's?

Fifty .50 cent pieces?

Twenty five Susan B's?

2500 Abe's?

Don't try to pass of your guilt of being a guy that screws needy urban achiever's over on me. You're a very very very very very bad person, Art. The kids will never forgive you for your transgression against them.

SMH.

 

He was never going to pay the bet regardless. We all knew that going in.

 

Needy urban achiever’s doing without
Poor Art chokes vehemently as he’s slurps B&B’s snout
Thomas Davis so noble what a great cause
Art is a butt plugging pirate stealing food from their paws
Cruel is to Art as Art is to cruel
He chum’s the gay bar stalls feverishly searching for goo
Art is a snatch consumed with great fear
He’s a wine cooler drinker too sissy for beer
Inner city youth doing their absolute best
Art snatched their donation from Thomas Davis’ chest
Sick lame and lazy Art sings in a choir
All the while throwing the dreams of needy kids into the proverbial fire
Go easy on Art he’s had a shitty life
Which is why he chose a man over a woman to be his lawfully wedded wife
Art does his postings from near and afar
It’s quite an accomplishment living is his mom’s car
This can be fixed all that Art said
I’ll give to the needy when he gives Mr. Davis some badly needed head

 

Put his ass on ignore and quit quoting him. He adds nothing.

 

You couldn't ignore me if you tried, pusscake.

 

Needy urban achiever’s doing without
Poor Art chokes vehemently as he’s slurps B&B’s snout
Thomas Davis so noble what a great cause
Art is a butt plugging pirate stealing food from their paws
Cruel is to Art as Art is to cruel
He chum’s the gay bar stalls feverishly searching for goo
Art is a snatch consumed with great fear
He’s a wine cooler drinker too sissy for beer
Inner city youth doing their absolute best
Art snatched their donation from Thomas Davis’ chest
Sick lame and lazy Art sings in a choir
All the while throwing the dreams of needy kids into the proverbial fire
Go easy on Art he’s had a shitty life
Which is why he chose a man over a woman to be his lawfully wedded wife
Art does his postings from near and afar
It’s quite an accomplishment living is his mom’s car
This can be fixed all that Art said
I’ll give to the needy when he gives Mr. Davis some badly needed head

 

You know, Ive enjoyed reading the back and forth because it was entertaining the way it is when you're bored watching people at Walmart.

But to brag and be silly about getting out of paying a debt? That's humiliating. I have no loyalty to the other posters here, other than they're Panther fans like I am. But I generally don't get along with many here, so please don't take this as me sticking up for anyone.

What you're doing now is trashy, and worthy of total contempt. Why anyone would even respond to a single post anymore, when you've just clowned yourself is beyond me.

Seriously why would you not pay a simple bet? I think Art would. I'm being serious when I say that, I think he'd have honored it.

That's the kind of thing that if you were in the same room, would earn you a heavy backhand to the side of your face. Not a close handed fist, but a backhand, tho hard as hell. That, or an open palmed smack to the ear.

 

That's why I stopped responding to him. He's a loser plain and simple. Damn right I would have paid had I lost. It's actually worth the $25 to see how he dances around reasons not to pay the bet. I'm done with his lame ass. I have a Superbowl party to plan!