Aldon and Colin...

Well, not entirely true. There was that superbowl and two NFC title games from a few years ago, but you go ahead and feel good about a 7-8-1 record and a playoff win against a QB-less Arizona team.

 

I'm going to feel good watching your team get buttfucked every Sunday this year. I might even rub one out a time or two.

 

Is that how your children were born?

 

I don't think so. Your mom can't burp them out can she? She took most of the loads in her mouth or on her face.

 

That's all you have? If this is gonna be worth my while, you've gotta bring more than that. JV, dude.

 

I retired from Varsity. The old coach split town and we got a new coach. He's a fucking mumbling, bumbling idiot. I had a few good years left in the tank but all my friends are quitting or retiring so fuck that noise. I'm not going out and get my ass kicked every week for that fucking idiot.

 

Big Red's wife left him because he has a gambling addiction, and the 90's and 80's are the only thing she didn't take from him in the settlement.

 

At least I am able to find more than woman willing to marry and procreate as opposed to a 29 year old message board snatch pontificating about a 56 year old woman that he wants all of aliases and fictitious pals to cuck.

I own two homes, will be solidly retired by age 57, and have a wife and children that I absolutely love and adore. The difference between you and I is that I can screw up and rebound. You're a failure, and your two dad's ought be smacked silly for screwing each other in the ass and having you.

Unlike you and being ALONE, my life is quite good, pusscake.

 

Too bad the feeling isn't the same on the other end. You live on west coast they east.

 

54% of all marriages in the U.S. end in divorce, therefore, I am in the majority. Unlike you, I can find a woman within 25 years of my age.