Cuckold of the Year

It's that time of year again. Who do you think was the biggest cuckold of 2014?




2013 "champion" - Rob Chudzinski

 

Johnny Football

 

Im not sure at all how Manziel would be a cuckold. Maybe a bust...

What about the Browns organization? They're cuckolds, because of Manziel. That little shit cucked them.

Mike Smith is obviously a great candidate. Not only was he fired, but as he was vying for a spot in the playoffs, his boss was looking for his replacement while his GM was toeing the line playing CYA while wiping sweat off his brow and shit off his nose. Yeah, Smith is definitely a front runner.

Then you have Cutler, but I can't vote for him considering he's filthy rich.

My vote is out of left field, perhaps, but I have what I think is a valid reason for it.

It's split - you ready? Well here it is, wait no further:

Bears Organization/Phil Emery



Not only did they hand out a franchise debilitating contract to a quarterback with a devil may care attitude and work ethic, but fucking Emery hand picked the weasel head coach who wanted to be a shrink in the locker room. They had a media circus season when their fag of an OC came out and apologized after outing Cutler as a bum, which we all knew...and their WR couldn't keep his mouth shut on his reality show, one minute praising Cutler, the next backing the franchise's buyer's remorse....

Now Emery is out on his ass, after thinking he set up the franchise for the next decade of success. So he's my cuck of the year, and the organization is CO-cuck of the year because they still have Cutler and his contract, and they just hired Fox as the HC.

Enjoy your next five or six years of mediocrity fellas.

 

Not only does Mike Smith deserve to win it, he needs to have it named after him.
The Mike Smith cuckold of the year award has a nice ring to it.

 

Yeah...it really kind of does, doesn't it.

 

I agree with Art. Henceforth, the award shall be known as The Mike Smith Award presented by Ashley Madison.

 

Past champions of The Mike Smith Award:


2011 - Jimmy Clausen


2012 - Tim Tebow


2013 - Rob Chudzinski

 

So does that then therefore disqualify Mike Smith from receiving the actual award with his namesake on it?

 

Oh no, he's winning this year's reward regardless. He optimizes everything it means to be a cuckold.