Seattle vs ...who?

Oh, c'mon! This one was funny:

Q: Why do the Carolina Panthers want to change their name to the Carolina Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

 

Period makes it sound like a hockey joke though.

 

There are a couple of funny ones there. A couple of tasteless ones that are humorless.

I spent 6 months in Washington state, just north of Seattle. Beautiful country. The women, not so much compared to what I was used to in Carolina. They were mostly fat, or at least overweight and pale. I decided it must be because it's cold, overcast, rainy, so much of the time they don't worry about looking good in a bikini like the girls back home. But there's just no comparison.

So yeah they might win the football game, but they will always have to settle for lackluster pussy.

And Marshawn Lynch is even uglier than RGIII.

 

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Fuck you, Tharan.


The Panthers are going to kick the shit out of Seattle. And then I'm going to fuck your wife.

 

That's one of the best movie scenes in one of the best movies ever.

Tharan -

We dont deserve to be there. Seattle has been a better team. Carroll is absolutely a better coach. The Seattle home crowd is awesome. I even think Russell Wilson is a better QB.

I pretty much think we need to get lucky, or Seattle chokes, or we get some bad calls that work in our favor.

Isn't seattle the last team to make playoffs with a losing record?

 

agreesome on all points, but serious choking on the Hawks end and serious breaks and career play by all Panthers as a team is the only way to victory.

then, even if we win, we'll prolly lose to GB or Dallas for sure next week because of boneheaded bs play by everyone in an embarassing effort.

 

LOL, that's a good one, Paul.