Black Monday

I accept who I am. You can't accept that fact that you're clearly a homosexual. The thing about the hot girlfriend is transparently false, and even in that, you can hide your homosexuality. I clearly know myself more than you'll ever know yourself. And I absolutely have earned more respect than you're showing me right now.

 

Yes. I know.

 

You're not Walter White, you're an insecure social malcontent who lifts weights and reads Playgirls and wallows in his bedroom with his photoshop, blacks on whites ****, and videogames - and in real life you don't even have the respect of your mother. And what stings, is that you know that's all true.

 

You always lash out me like that, but then you always come back and like my posts. You enjoy my product.

 

I like your post but I backed off "liking" them when you started counting them.
Sorry

 

I didn't lash out at all. I just said stop reporting things. I meant it, don't. You are a wonderful clown, and I mean that in a good way.

I think you're one of the funnier posters here, and truth be told, I have always enjoyed it when you crack on me. You do it well, and I laugh my ass off sometimes when you hit me good. I will continue to like good posts. I like everyone's posts. (shrug)

That's all I asked, really. Stop reporting things, and just be funny. That's what youre here to do. Stop pretending to be anything different. The "you enjoy my product" line? That was cute.

Even though it's yet another Walter White reference....it's still cute.

What's not, is that you've built your persona here, and your one liners primarily on the writings of other people. Kind of makes you a hack when you think about it....

 

I can do it all. I can be funny and I can be serious.


I'm the cook. I'm the man who created Riverboat Ron.

 

Awesome. Then please elevate your game, because in trying to do it all, you're reporting bullshit faster than Panther Paul can create an AshleyMadison.com dating profile with fake pictures.

And lately, for the past several years in fact, your premise for insulting me has been - "you went to prison" - and - "yer gay!"

And then you're all like... "hey! I'm Walter White!"

And everyone's like...wow...no that's kinda funny but no yer gay.

 

Just shut the fuck up, you rambling moron. Jesus Christ.