MNF Thread

Because you're an asshole and you're fun to pick on.

 

You clearly don't follow his twitter. Four months of trying to make #askedforit trending.

 

You could never pick on me. You can follow your idol around like you've done for the past several months and echo anyhting he says. You can like every post he creates. You can play video games with him and play with his belly button while you two roll around under the covers with flashlights and Playboys, sure.

You can never pick on me. It's the internet, so you can write what you write. You're witty and funny enough that even I enjoy some of the shots you deal to me. You can try and humiliate me to the 10 posters here with my rants and rages in the past, and I can credit you and nod as I do even with Collin when he gets some great shots on me too, and you can certainly follow suit and begin stalking every post I make as well for the next umpteen years...But B, no matter how many weights you lift, no matter how much Walter White you practice in front of the mirror, you can never pick on me.

You and Collin certainly have the time with having no one in your lives you can call or love or spend time with....you got that over me dead to rights....so knock yourselves out and post all KINDS of crazy shit about me...

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But godDAMMIT, Black and fucking BLue, you CAN NEVER...pick on me. You're another man's cuckold on this site. It's not possible.

Don't you see the irony here, Black and Blue?


YOU'RE COLLIN'S CUCKOLD. YOU'RE THE BITCH IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP.

My God, you IGNORANT fuck....in your quest to ... "pick on me".... you've become a man's cuckold IN REAL LIFE. That means you're also mine.

Jesus fucking Christ. Fucking shoot yourself, man.

 

I can't speak for this "black and blue" character you continue to mention, but I can certainly pick on you. I am picking on you.

 

No, you're trying to.

 

Clearly, I didn't get under your skin.

 

You did. You're Ted Striker to me.

I always - ALWAYS hate, fucking despise the little dog nipping behind the bigger dog. Your the YIP behind his BARK.

You're the little guy who squaks behind him, and tries to do the same thing to gain his affection. That definitely gets under my skin.

 

You're not my only priority here. It just seems that way to you and your warped sense of reality.

 

Not your only priority, eh? Just one of em? Lemme guess the other. Impressing Collin. Naw....never woulda guessed!!!11

However: Every post I make, you have something to say. And you create posts about me. You quote me. You've taken over Ted Striker's role against me.

Might not be your only one, but I'm your main one.