What I want

All I want is for this team to be playing meaningful games around late November and into December. Even if it's just from the edge of mathematical elimination, like 2007. Just give a nigga a taste. We played Seattle closer than I expected so I'm retaining some hope of this. I don't want to be 2-8 again.

 

and that little slut who was doing the sideline reporting. Just give me that whore and a team on the fringe of contention, and I'll be happy.

 

Looks like our defense will do their part, at least the front seven. The offense,however....
Time will tell. So, if we start 0-3,is Rivera gone?

 

I'm pretty excited about the defense. And as frustrating as this one was, the same offensive players have produced in the past. If Shula & Rivera will stop being idiots on their anti-option crusade then the potential is there for this team to do stuff.

 

Cam is such a damn good runner, it's ridiculous not to fully utilize that. Especially if he's not trying to improve as a passer. Maybe they'll come around. We know it's still in the playbook, at least.

 

Maybe. For all the pressure we got, we were pretty bad late, and gave up tons of yards, and let them sustain drives when too much was on the line.

The secondary is beyond bad....beyond bad....

 

Here's something for you to look forward to for the Super Bowl:

 

I need a Bruno Mars halftime show like I need a second hole in my ass. Have Beyonce do it again.

 

Put a second hole in your ass?

 

Hey Collin, I hear you. You too Purrsy. I just do not understand this insistence to keep Cam more "conventional", rather than playing to his strength, which is his agility and run threat, and using those talents to complement the passing game.