GREAT OFFENSE

I can't dispute it would be better without me, because everyone left except you two pretty much, lol!!

It's become a club now, between about four posters, and you clowns sing the same songs over and over and over....but in truth, Collin, you haven't been a worthwhile poster in five years.

I didn't go after strat either. I only asked you to stop being a fucking idiot and saying everything was about you. I swear to god, no one here cares about you. I fucking promise you, they really don't, lol. I'm almost saddened, that years later, you're still the same guy. It's incredible, only you've gotten dumber.

 

Yes, you did.

You clearly have some serious mental instability, so I don't know how much of this is posturing and how much you genuinely believe, but it's impossible for you to not realize that people react to us very differently and what that means about how they actually perceive us. You pretend that I've "gotten dumber" because I hurt your feelings and embarrassed you when you were doing your rant about the 3-4 being a worse run defense than the 4-3. Before that you kissed my ass constantly on here. It's only after you felt I betrayed you that somehow I magically got "dumber."

 

You literally - LITERALLY use the same set of insults on everyone here.

"kissed your ass" this, "TBR is better without me that"...

1. No, I never went after strat. Ever. Not once. I like strat. Always have. Why would I go after him?

What I said was cut the black cat shit out. I said knock it off, because it's like we're TRYING to create bad luck. I wasn't the only one who said that, either. But I didn't "go after him". Hell, I didn't go after you either. The ONLY one I went after was B&B, if he indeed was Walter White. I just got tired of you talking about yourself. You're annoying. Lol, you think if you believe we like you, maybe we will. I don't, and neither does ANYONE HERE. No one cares if you live or die, brother. Lol, I swear to Christ above, I laugh out loud because I know that truly affects you.

You're miserable. And you are a painful, appalling thing to behold. Why? Because you never got the message....no one likes you or cares about you. And yet you carry yourself as if you've got some self importance thing going on....

2. I think you truly confuse me campaigning to not have you banned here as kissing your ass. I would do that for you STILL, actually. It's a message board, I think it's retarded banning someone unless we know they're dangerous in real life. I'd do the same for thelt, even reznor whom I could not fucking stand....even Ted Striker. I've said the same thing about others.

I don't believe in being banned, but you were banned because you're a piece of shit who regurgitates the same fucking set of insults and bullshit that you did when you were here 10 years ago.

I've never kissed your ass. Years upon years ago, you chickened out of a fight with me because I simply asked that you sign a contract saying you will not sue me for hospital bills or bodily damage received that would change the enjoyment of your natural and awful life....that's not kissing your ass?

You're a jester with no castle, so you parade around here trying to masquerade as something different, but everyone here can still see that you're a jester, Collin. You've always been. And you still are now.

ALL THAT ASIDE...

You fucking clown, this loss still isn't Cam's fault.

 

Jesus Christ. We went toe to toe with a team some are saying are the SB favorite. Olsen had some big drops, Williams fumbling. Shit happens. This team has a lot of promise. Stop being bitches

 

The worst part of that play was Ginn was wide open on the other side. That could have been a TD. Newton still doesn't spread the ball around enough. Its still either Smitty or Olsen most of the time..

 

I don't remember saying that anyone besides you kissed my ass. Go back and look at your posting history referencing my name, both under Purrsy and Purrsecutioner.

You did, and it's because you're an irrational animal whose only form of human interaction comes from conflict. It's the same reason you went after B&B as well as me when everyone else was trying to chat about the game.

I guess this is the part where you find out that I've hung out with some people from the board, been invited to fantasy leagues with some, talk with some outside the board about things unrelated to football, play video games with some, etc. One of the reasons you're so terrible at insults is that you're not insightful at all. You try to imitate my ability to see people's insecurities but you're so bad at it and get things so wrong that instead of making someone feel bad about themselves you make them feel bad for you.

Eh, there was plenty of stuff like this back then: http://www.thisboardrocks.com/forum/f19/collin-v-mags-debate-166153/index4.html#post2594521

No, you're making things up again, like you did when you claimed I was stalking someone. I still have no idea what you thought you were talking about with that one, for the record. We didn't end up fighting because you started talking about how you fantasized about killing me. At that point it was no longer about settling beef and more about you potentially being really mentally disturbed. The paperwork thing obviously didn't bother me since I did that with Sly.

Maybe when I was younger I would have indulged your constant need for conflict, but I don't get anything out of this. You don't provide a magnus vs. collin type situation where each side brings facts and insight in addition to the insults. The only person who benefits from fighting with you is you.

 

Ooh , I ain't reading all that shit upthread, just got home from work and will watch Breaking Bad in two minutes but yep you did get after me Purrs. Though I didn't really care, I was just tweaking you because you did, with the black cat shit etc. All in good fun.

y'all can now return to WWIII

 

Its all on d lo he never fumbles and now he carries the ball out all scary like that man he wasnt tucking it much id secure the shit out of that ball for a winning TD its our game if d lo scores and we'd be getting our cocks licked by all the media outlets but he dropped it fuck shit happens we nearly beat a playoff team there and that defense of theirs will finish in top 8-9 overall or much better this season they r fucking tenacious

 

Flattery will get you nowhere with me.

Lol, to bring up magnus is interesting, considering your borderline homosexual obsession that started creepoing EVERYONE on the board out so much so, that many left, including him, is well documented.

You STALKED another male member of the board here, Collin. So please don't fabricate ANYTHING up about me again.

Fantasize about killing you? No no. I said I was going to put you in a wheelchair, which admittedly, I was a bit of a bastard back in the day....and maybe a bit...overzealous about wanting to put my stamp on someone in a fight, but please consider I was fighting MMA, and back then, coaches preached breaking your opponent, so of course, I was wanting to put you in a hospital to have your spine fused back together...

And the threads you brouht up, Oh yes, I agreed with you a lot. I also agreed with magnus a lot. A agree with a lot of what you say when it comes to Celtic, even though I have a great liking of Celtic, and certainly value the kind of man he is over you.

please don't confuse that with kissing someone's ass, brother. I still agree with a lot of what you say...and I'll always cop to being wrong if I am, I just don't like it when you try to minimize the good a player does.

This was about Cam Newton, nothing more.

 

I did!?

Nooo, strat. What did I do? I simply said cut it out with the black cat stuff. Was that bad??? Yeah, we've always had fun in chat rooms, and gotten into each other a bit, but I always thought it to be in good nature. I never treat you with the disrespect that I did a few others, who started in with me first....