Congratulations

sit back and relax dood, er....check your post count relative to the Doctor's....do some research...you might want to pay a little bit more attention before coming on this board in a whirlwind like you have been....

 

I was with you until right about here

 

Check my post count? Wtf does that have to do with anything?

No, I just thought he was being a dumbass, so I said it. What does my post count have to do with anything? Research on what?

I haven't come on like a whirlwind. I'm a Panthers fan who talks about the Panthers, and had a little fun with some goofy self deprecating jokes the other day in good fun. If you're referring to the post about the Dr. saying Peyton may never play, what does research have to do with that. We all know Collin contested that, and we all know it may or may not be true, and that different doctors will say different things. Who cares??? Peyton isn't a fucking Carolina Panther, and Indi won't ever offer him to us in some trade.

It was a hypothetical post that turned into a pissing contest and troll fight. And now shrapnel has his face stuck in Collin's lap, stalking each post like a cyberwhore, and now mine as well. I mean. I'm just like...uhhhh....what? What did I do?

I'm just a Panthers fan, man. Yo, whatever. Stalk away, crush on me, it's all good. Just freaks me out a little, when I get on a football forum, and a bunch of middle aged men are wetting their lips when it comes to me. Christ, just ask me for some dick pics. I'll send em and you can jack off over em if that means some of you guys just settle down and talk Panthers football again and quit muddying this shit all up with trolling....I mean, christ, I'm dealing with three women in my life wanting to fuck and date me, I don't need internet men in their 30's angling for my attention too...

 

well, it was ok till this.

I mean, jeeze, we know there's pissing and moaning and jumping each other, and some of it purty stoopid, without bringing genitalia references into this here forum many of us have been contributing to for the past decade or more. You're getting attention because you are being rediculous about, well, just look at the post I quoted. 30's? If you had been here for any length of time (post count might enlighten you) you'd know you're quite a bit off.

And what does much of what you say like above have to do with Panther's talk? I mean kids read this forum sometimes, and if you want to talk like that shite here (read above) then take it to the cafe. There's already enough arguing and stalking and such without the pure junk you posted above.

ps: if you don't want to be stalked and called out for stoopid stuff, leave your wimmin problems at the door, go to the cafe or R&R or somewhere else where it is more relevant, and you might not be stalked so often and you serious football contributions might be taken a little bit more seriously.

Apparently you really don't know Collin, Magnus or the good 'ol Dr. Shrapnel, given your pissing about them and their relative posts, which can be quite out in left field themselves. But most of us know which cheek's the tongue's are in most times. Hence: sit back and relax and talk football here.

If you are gonna jump into pissing matches, you will get stalked. I now I will as well, prolly. But I been here long enough to know the drill.

 

Lol, well, ok. What'r ya gonna do, right?

 

Purrsy, you will never take Collins place here as resident condescending asshole. First, you lack the intelligence. Second, as heated as things get, the people who he argues with respect him.

You're wasting your time typing out longwinded insults. Making yourself the target of the crusty old timers only makes you look like an ass. Coach made some good points you should listen to him. If you get too wrapped up in the sideshow here it becomes a distraction to why most of us are here.

 

the purrsecutioner has been here a while no?

 

Kids don't need to read this forum. We use cuss words.

 

Well first of all, yes, I am intelligent enough to park here and become a monster troll if I wanted, and you know that.

I'm a little confused as to why you;d think someone would want to..."replace" him...that's just odd, and though I only come around to this board during the actual season, I see that there is a very odd dynamic with some of you here...like Stockholm syndrome almost, as if you're hoping inside with some fleeting thought that Collin will give you the ol' nod for writing that. But no, I don't want to "replace" anybody, God knows I don't have time for that.

As for respecting me, I don't want your respect. You're in the lower tier of posters here, lost in the much of dipshits who offer nothing to the board. Please don't respect me, talk to me, or come in and offer me insight to the inside workings and positions that are replaceable or some shit of this site, like you're some goddamn inside politician here.

I've been around for motherfucking years. I have the respect of only those here I care about. That's enough for me. Now go fuck off and hang out in your insignificant corner of this room, and talk about the underbelly of this site like you're some lifer here or some shit to someone else. You clown. :/