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4th of July

Discussion in 'Food & Drink Forum' started by Village Idiot, Jul 2, 2009.

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  1. Jul 2, 2009 at 8:56 AM #1
    Village Idiot

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    we have been hosting the family throw-down for the last couple of years. this Saturday will be no different.......

    80-100 hot dogs w/all the fixin's
    canned drinks
    chips
    ice cream sammiches
    plastic plates/napkins/plastic untensils

    nothing fancy, easy clean-up.

    we simply asked that guests bring NOTHING. but, just watch somebody bring a damn big pan of 'nanner pudding or fruit salad or some weird ass cake shit that requires bowls and spoons and the extra trash involved. then, i'll spend my day dumping half full cans of soda, chasing down napkins and plates in the breeze, answering questions about why i didnt get any picnic bowls for the nanner pudding, washing down spilled hot dog fixin's and drinks before the ants and flies and yellow jackets take over....asking kids not to run on the cement at the pool, while mommy and daddy lounge, oblivious to their little snot factories running wild, reminding EVERYBODY to shut the damn door when they go in and out of my house, so the flies will stay outside. NO, I DONT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DRINK EXCEPT FOR THE 8 VARIETIES OF CANNED DRINKS (AND BOTTLED WATER) IN THOSE 5 LARGE COOLERS OVER THERE!

    DAMNIT


    AND THROW YOUR SHIT IN ONE OF THREE VERY FUCKING LARGE TRASH CANS WHEN YOU FINISH STUFFING YOUR FACE......SAME GOES FOR YOUR KIDS MESS TOO!











    i just love a good party
     
  2. Jul 2, 2009 at 9:11 AM #2
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    :iagree:
     
  3. Jul 2, 2009 at 9:12 AM #3
    HollyB

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    No fireworks? :calimero:
     
  4. Jul 2, 2009 at 9:27 AM #4
    Village Idiot

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    i thought about getting some but its been dry these last two weeks. there is a pasture on one side of my house and woods out back. i cant risk it.
     
  5. Jul 2, 2009 at 9:29 AM #5
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    get a keg ya big dummy
     
  6. Jul 2, 2009 at 10:04 AM #6
    Village Idiot

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    thats a plan i can agree with. i'll probly go with cans or bottles for the guys and blender drinks for the gals. but thats for later on, after most of them have left.
     
  7. Jul 2, 2009 at 10:06 AM #7
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    I feel for you, VI.

    We hold the family reunion the end of July so folks won't battle the 4th's traffic.

    Some of the women will bring homemade pies and cakes. One older aunt will bring country cured ham on her homemade biscuits that you would not believe!! But, do you think I'll get one?? NOoooo, because the seven-year locusts/kids will have scarfed them up before I hardly get a chance to even see them. the little shits.
     
  8. Jul 2, 2009 at 10:39 AM #8
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    I'm having Hot-Pockets.
     
  9. Jul 2, 2009 at 10:52 AM #9
    Village Idiot

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    you are more than welcome to stop by for a hot dog and 'nanner pudding, but remember, dont leave the back door standing wide open.
     
  10. Jul 2, 2009 at 11:47 AM #10
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    I shan't.
     
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