TBR Mock Draft Rd 1

Philadelphia selects: Mike Jenkins CB South Florida

 

1. Miami Hasbeens Jake Long OT
2. St. Louis Hasbeens Glen Dorsey DT
3. Atlanta Purrsy Sedrick Ellis DT
4. Oakland WP28 Vernon Gholsten DE
5. Kansas City Meatpile Ryan Clady OT Boise St
6. N.Y. Jets FHSballin21 Darren McFadden RB Arkansas
7. New England (from S.F.) Luchador Chris Long DE UVA
8. Baltimore WP28 Matt Ryan QB BC
9. Cincinnati jorrey KEITH RIVERS LB
10. New Orleans Piper Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, CB, Tennessee St
11. Buffalo Thelt Leodis McKelvin CB Troy
12. Denver Piper Devin Thomas, WR, Michigan State
13. Carolina Magnus Chris Williams OT Vandy
14. Chicago Solarte Branden Albert OG Virginia
15. Detroit PaulPaliden Jeff Otah OT Pitt
16. Arizona jorrey Rasard Mendanhall RB Illinois
17. Minnesota Magnus Derrick Harvey DE Florida
18. Houston Thelt Gosder Cherilus OT BC
19. Philadelphia MoBigBo Mike Jenkins CB S. Florida
20. Tampa Bay Purrsy DeSean Jackson, WR, Cal
21. Washington Toll Booth Willie Phillip Merling, DE Clemson.
22. Dallas (from Cleveland) PantherPaul Felix Jones Arkansas
23. Pittsburgh Meatpile
24. Tennessee MoBigBo
25. Seattle McFly41
26. Jacksonville PantherPaul
27. San Diego Toll Booth Willie
28. Dallas PantherPaul
29. San Francisco (from Indy) Luchador
30. Green Bay PaulPalidan
31. N.Y. Giants Toll Booth Willie

 

Lol, you shouldnt take solace. If you wish you had an exciting life, its a good sign your life sucks. I mean...if you know it sucks, you know it sucks, right?

And quite frankly, the thought of an internet mock draft is terribly hard to believe. The fact that it amazes you that much, is a decent indication of how bland your life really is, and a good idea might be to end it. Seriously. And I mean that in a very positive way. It might make the lives of those around you easier.

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Jenkins gone. Goddamn.

With the aquisition of Marques Douglas, it gives them less of a need on the ends. Corner is a big need, along with WR obviously. Their D was very good last year, and with Garcia getting older, it makes more sense at this time to go with offense at this point. And sitting on the board still is a playmaker who can also provide a big boost in the return game.

DeSean Jackson, WR, Cal

 

What's worse participating in a mindless mock draft or obsessing or commenting on a trivial act one isn't involved in?

 

Yeah but he doesn't carry a purse.

 

Redskins select Phillip Merling, DE from Clemson.

 

Dallas selects Felix Jones Running Back Arkansas

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Pittsburgh - Branden Albert

 

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