Hurney

If you worked for me, and your job description called for me to smack you in the back of the head a couple of times a day. I'd think twice about extending your contract.

 

Smack me in the back of the head once and I'll extend my fist to your grill.

 

:229031_hail: Note to self* alert security and have them put McFly on the "not allowed in the pickle plant" list

 

You have a list of where to plant your pickle?

 

ofcoarse, don't you?

 

Pitch worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years. He came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Pitch said he would be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later ,
Pitch came home and his wife could see
at once that something was seriously wrong.
What's wrong, Pitch?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this
tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
Oh, Pitch, you didn't" she exclaimed.
Yes, I did." he replied.
My God, Pitch, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Pitch. I mean, what happened with the pickle
slicer?"
" Oh...she got fired too."

 

lol