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Quick-n-Easy Pocket Pussy

Discussion in 'Rant & Rave' started by gridfaniker, Jul 26, 2002.

  1. gridfaniker

    gridfaniker Guest

    Saw this in a home invention booklet.

    All you need are two one-quart zip-loc freezer bags; some duct tape, two 16-oz. cans of pumpkin pie filling and some lubricant.

    Place the filling (one can each) into the zip-loc bags and seal them tight. Place one bag on top of the other and secure them with duct tape. The tightness of the tape will determine the tightness of the faux orifice. Lube accordingly.

    The story warns against using cheap baggies, which tend to break or explode during "intercourse." Three-ply zip-loc is your best bet. Also, don't "enter" at the end where the zip-loc (blue and yellow make green) end is, as it may cause chafing and, worse yet, could compromise the baggies' seal.

    Have fun and remember to report back on how it works.
     
  2. Redcoat

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    Off to the store...
     
  3. kshead

    kshead Guest

    My advice to you is to submit an application for a patent to the PTO immediately. You could get rich after you've gained the exclusive rights to it.
     
  4. Puttingood

    Puttingood Guest

    Thanks to gridfaniker and Petes Discount Pumpkin --- I have been able to save money and have fun at the same time. Not to mention the money saved at Thanksgiving. I make Pumpkin pies for the whole family now!

    Thank you Grid:) [​IMG]
     
  5. gridfaniker

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    You're very welcome Putt. I imagine some people just drill a hole in the side of the pumpkin and go from there. One would probably want to heat the pumpkin up a little bit first.
     
  6. SandMan

    SandMan Guest

    Smooth peanut butter may be a better fit for ya... :D
     
  7. Redcoat

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    Smooth peanut butter may be a better fit for ya

    Plus when your done your bound to be hungry.
     
  8. wolverine

    wolverine Guest

    Hey redcoat your avatar is gay!:D
     
  9. PantherPaul

    PantherPaul Guest

    No shit! Spiderman doing the electric slide
     
  10. PantherPaul

    PantherPaul Guest

    With the Pumpkin Pies filling and such, if you work the baggie fast enough friction heat will cook the batter and then you can feed the wife some pumpskin pie
     

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