Predictions

NOTE - I'm doing by wins instead of record since there's going to be a bunch of fucking ties.


AFC NORTH
y- Steelers 11
x- Ravens 9
Bengals 7
Browns 4

AFC SOUTH
y- Colts 9
Texans 9
Titans 8
Jaguars 6

AFC EAST
y- Blah Blah 14
Dolphins 8
Bills 7
Jets 1

AFC WEST
y- Raiders 12
x- Chiefs 10
Broncos 8
Chargers 7


NFC NORTH
y- Aaron Rodgers 12
X- Minnesota - 10
Lions - 6
Bears - 4

NFC SOUTH
y- Serial Rapist 12
X- Panthers 9
Saints 8
Falcons 7

NFC EAST
y- Giants 10
Cowboys 8
Eagles 7
Washington NFL Team 5

NFC WEST
y - Seahawks 10
Cardinals 8
49ers 5
Rams 4


AFC WILDCARD
COLTS over CHIEFS
STEELERS over RAVENS

NFC WILDCARD
SEAHAWKS over PANTHERS
VIKINGS over GIANTS


AFC DIVISIONAL
BLAH BLAH BLAH over COLTS
RAIDERS over STEELERS

NFC DIVISIONAL
SERIAL RAPIST over VIKINGS
SEAHAWKS over AARON RODGERS


AFC FLUFFER
BLAH BLAH BLAH over RAIDERS

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP
SERIAL RAPIST over SEAHAWKS




SUPER BOWL 52
BLAH BLAH BLAH over SERIAL RAPIST

 

The Jets will go 1-13-2