From the Foxhole

Since we've irrationally banned Black&Blue, and all his other aliases.......



On injuries: I have an uncomfortable rash between my taint and asshole. Donte Curry has a thigh bruise.

On if Vinny Testaverde will start at quarterback versus San Francisco if he is healthy: It's day to day, at this point--Vinny's ability to wake up, that is. We'll have to evaluate it as we move through the week. His back loosened up, but, ya know, as soon as that loosens up, he'll come down with some sort of horseshit "pulled collarbone", or "fractured bicep".

On giving rookie quarterback Matt Moore a chance: I thought it was so neat how our great fans were chanting "we want Moore!" I haven't had goosebumps like that since I jerked off on the coffee filters in the break room while working for the Raiders. Magnus knows what I'm talking about, right?

On if playing Moore too early could have a negative effect on his confidence: There's no question that you're either the hunter, or the hunted. It is what it is, and we will continue to evaluate it, day to day, as failing to prepare is preparing to fail. All told, you either lead, follow, or get a load on your nose.

On if he has spoken to Moore about the situation: Yea, we spoke about it. I told Matt that it would be sick if an undrafterd rookie ripped off five straight wins to lead the Carolina Panthers into the NFC Playoffs. He smiled back at me, and I smiled back. Then, it got quiet, and awkward. At that point, we both turned and slowly walked away.

On if a year or two watching from the sideline is beneficial in a young quarterback's development: Sure worked for that shitdick Romo, now didn't it?

On if he still has confidence in quarterback David Carr: That's right.

On if Carr's first interception was result of Carr overthrowing the ball or wide receiver Dwayne Jarrett running the wrong route: I thought the throw was great. And I thought the effort from Jarrett was great. It was all great, all day.

On FOX Television analyst Brian Baldinger saying the Panthers signing of Carr in the offseason was not Fox's decision: Really? It took that fucking retard in an undersized suit saying it for you stupid fuckers to realize it? Jesus H. Christ on a Crutch.

On if coaches get too much credit when they win and too much blame when they lose: No. When we win games with this pile of heaping Hurneyshit, it's all me bitch. When we lose, go talk to Marty. He'll advise you on why we needed to dump our wad into Mike Wahle's wallet.

On how he would evaluate the job he's done this year: I'm 4-7, with five games to go.

On the Panthers failure to convert on fourth-and-inches from the Saints 33-yard line in the second quarter: Again, ask shitdick Hurney about our 100-million dollar LG.

On if he considered putting anyone back for a return on the Saints 57-yard field goal attempt at the end of the first half: That would be too wise. One point of emphasis during our weekly preperation is not trying to overthink things. Actually, it has evolved nicely. For some opponents, we just eliminate thought entirely, and bark like the savages that we are. I think that was evident on Sunday.


On why Carolina wasn't successful running the ball against New Orleans: I thought we did some good things in the running game. I think you always get caught up in the "rushing yards", and "touchdowns, and "field position", but if you look at the stats, we were well above 3.0 yards per carry. Well, we were if you take away Foster's -25 yard run. I will remind our fans that it's not always about the stats.

On the Panthers mistakes in pass coverage: What I really want to talk about is our pass rush. Love them or hate them, you have to appreciate the effort of the front four.

On his message to the team at this point: Quit tarnishing my legacy. I'm John Fox, son of a NAVY SEAL, and one of four coaches to have his team entering Week 17 in playoff contention each of the last four seasons.

 

b&b got banned? why? because he's a nigga?

 

porn in this forum, and what he did in preps, and then coming back over and over with new aol accounts

 

apparently, B&B said some lovely things in the homoerotic preps forum. got him bannered.

i liked him--he was one of the few people, from a football standpoint, who made sense around here. meanwhile, we spare the Thelts and Dukies of the world, b/c they're nice.

but it's like daddy always said--can't post porno in the football forum

 

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I thought you were B&B?

I think its probably the best thing that could happen to him. He needed to take a break.

 

He probably meant for he porn to go in the porn forum, can't he get a break?

 

Aw, shucks. I wish, sir.

 

I liked him too. I overlooked porn in here a number of times, just deleting it because I knew it was fucking stupid. You want him back, go cry to the Preps people. Best of luck with that.

 

Tried. They're "busy" :bj: