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2018 Free Agency Running Commentary

Discussion in 'Carolina Panthers' started by Black&Black, Feb 26, 2018.

  1. Black&Black

    Black&Black Try My Product

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    Whether or not Moose actually did the deed is probably something that we'll never know. The point is that football players are predators. A Bull will respect another Bull. There seems to be an honor code there. However, if you're a meek little white guy who plays fantasy, you're probably better off staying outside the lines, and keeping your women away from more aggressive men.
     
  2. Coach Micool

    Coach Micool Let's Go Brandon!

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    Meek little white guys who play fantasy don't have any women that aggressive real men would desire to stretch. And if they did, they couldn't do shit to keep them anywhere.
     
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  4. Black&Black

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    If your woman is a five or higher, a Bull will attempt to stretch her.


    With Gantt, I'm actually guess that Moose just flirted with his wife. Darin wrote some pretty vicious hit pieces about Moose circa mid-2000's. Either he flew too close to the sun, or he's just a terrible, slanderous journalist. Either way, it's hard to feel bad for him.
     
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  5. Coach Micool

    Coach Micool Let's Go Brandon!

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    I stand corrected. What is with the wimmins these days?
     
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  7. Black&Black

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    The Browns are putting in a ton of effort to go 5-11.
     
  8. bam-bam

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    Did someone mention Darin Gantt?
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    So now that the Browns have Taylor, Landry and Josh Gordon is there any chance Barkley isn't the #1 pick

    None
     
  10. Wp28

    Wp28 I had that dream again...

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    Allen Robinson to the Bears, Sammy Watkins to the Chiefs
     

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