The new owners of the Panthers will be . . . . .

I've got a vision . . . Jim Goodnight (SAS Founder, Worth $9B) joins Sabates/Smith/France group to buy Panthers . . . Domed Replacement for BoA Stadium gets built in 5-10 year range in Uptown CLT (possibly on site of current stadium) . . . . Takers anybody ? ? ? ? #keeppounding

 

Felix Sebates and his fucking dome fetish makes my fucking asshole itch.

BOA is perfect. But, what the fuck ever.

 

2023. The Chester County Panthers will be playing in the all new Sun Drop Cousin Fucker Retractable Megaplex:



And, new threads, too!



Marty Smith will be the team’s PBP announcer, alongside color analysts Michael Waltrip and Packman. Sideline reports from John Boy and Billy.

Ron Rivera will still be the coach, with 3 NFC Title rings. Hurney will be working for The Sporting News, while John Fox returns to Charlotte....er....Chester....as “VP of Motivational Development”, and will wear a headset from Felix Sabates’ gold-encrusted owners box, while drinking Bloody Mary’s from a Gatorade cup.

You’ll go to the opener, and you’ll lose by 24 to Atlanta, allowing 5 total TD’s from QB Cam Newton. As you depart onto hwy 321 (2 lanes), you will have to take a frustrating, nervous beer shit. All while listening to the Panthers Wrap Up Show, hosted by Hurney, Rhys Lloyd, the bad guy from Days of Thunder, and Jack Roper. But, hey, you insisted on a goddamn megadome roughly 50 miles from anything.




Enjoy holding that shit in, you fucks.

 

How we doin’, sds70?

 

Howdy